100 sexiest men poll - 2007. Number 92

Oh dear. Poor Rupert. I know he doesn't really take any notice of this but being in such a self involved, immodest industry where looks count for an awful lot it must be a little galling to be in the same 10 as Simon Cowell and Chris Moyles (who I personally think should be higher up the list).

Anyhoo - this was supposed ot be all about me and Rupert already thinks I am a stalking freak weirdo only interested in his girlfriend. SO I shall leave that one ther and no mention of it again.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - beaten by Jason Donovan

Scam Warning

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close one at the weekend.

I walked into B&Q and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.

Those less suspecting might not be so lucky